Organic Coffee, Farm to Table and Beyond

Organic Coffee, Farm to Table and Beyond

                                 WELCOME!

ARE YOU as crazy about best-quality coffee as I am?

THEN GET Your Coffee Smarts ON- Its ALL in HERE.
GO from ZERO to ARMED-and-AWARE in One Course.

...AND YOU have happened upon the correct crazy instructor,
with a course addressing your Passionate, Professional, Business, Farming &
Consuming Interest in

                            .ORGANIC COFFEE.

WHAT Do You GET in this Course?

...for all you RESPONSIBLE-MINDED COFFEE LOVERS
- SOLID INSIGHTS on Coffee's Boom-and-Bust Effect on Worldwide Development
- A Consumer's Guide to choosing High-Quality Organic Coffee, produced w/o
the usual- and unnecessary- murderous mistreatments of Human Labour and Earth.
- A TASTE of the Benign Ruthless Innovative Raucous Exciting Enslaved
Violent Ingenious & Blood-Soaked History of Coffee (thus far)
- Various Types and Variants of Worldwide Coffee

...for all you ORGANIC FARMERS
- How to Responsibly and Organically- Plant, Care & Commercially Offer- Coffee
- Past & Present Coffee Growing Practices, Precedents and Consequences
- How to Naturally Prevent & Treat Various Coffee Pests and Diseases

...for all you COFFEE ROASTERS, RETAILERS & RESELLERS
- HOW High Quality Coffee gets Roasted- the artful Essentials
- GO from Field to Cup, in the Fairest, most Market-Minded fashion.
- How world-class, World-Famous Roasters and Resellers make PROFIT on
  Someone Else's coffee, when they have no fields of their own

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WE GO around the world in chats, fact-finding, source-revealing,
and general heated search, for everything which can be dug up-
no puns here of course- on the ever-rising demand for the best-
quality, greatest-tasting, nirvana-invoking, earth-embracing, jolt-
awarding art and experience of the runaway
number ONE mind-altering substance on Planet Earth.

So come on in, the grind is poised and your cup is ready to catch
the divine ancient beverage, that has dramatically affected in some
manner nearly every social human on record, since the origin times of
first pouring        ~

                                 .BEHOLD THE ROASTER.
                                    (like, the machine itself)

THIS ROASTING BEHEMOTH - having taken me unawares as i knew
not what to expect, is a multisensory control-freak metal megalomaniac,
heating rotating and regulating green beans in her sleep while pondering
her next romantic sultraportation to the vibrationally paralleled spacefold
of her primordial homeland, while we're sleeping.

i have it in good confidence that, the mere perfection-polish of
caffeine bush seeds in virtuoso convective-radiative drum-air pirouetting
parlay, is for her the equivalent of us sidestepping a crack in the sidewalk.

still i awe.       
in steamed nirvana i stand witness.
this art of glazed transformation hath no equal.

.word.

CHEERS!

im

The All-In-One Coffee Shop, with Organic Farming, Natural Pest Mitigation, Coffee Processing and Wild, Insane Histories

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What you will learn

• UNIQUE, NO-BS Insight into Coffee's Boom-and-Bust Effect on Worldwide Development
• HOW TO RESPONSIBLY Plant, Nurture, Process & Roast- Organic Coffee
• A TASTE of the Benign Ruthless Innovative Raucous Exciting Enslaved Violent Ingenious and Blood-Soaked HISTORY of COFFEE (thus far)

Rating: 2

Level: All Levels

Duration: 3.5 hours

Instructor: im Simpl